Weekend Wrap-Up (sorta?), Rants, and Ass

Ok, so I haven't honestly done much of shit this weekend.  When Friday afternoon hit, I had fully intended on being productive and even made myself a small list of shit I wanted to get done.  I thought if I somewhat planned ahead, I would give myself the proper motivation to get shit done.

Not so much....

I woke up Saturday around 10:30 AM.  Sadly this is actually sleeping in by the standards I have now with the new day job.  I'm actually happy when I wake up at this time, although it's still technically morning.

So I get up, slightly hungry, and still not able to make coffee because the fucking coffee maker is broken.  God damn handle busted and I keep forgetting to replace it.  This isn't a major urgency since I get majority of my coffee at work anyways.  Anyways, random idea hits me.  Kolaches...not just any kolaches, but those from Little Czech Bakery out in West.

This place is fucking amazing and worth the 30 or so minute drive out of town.  So needless to say I hit the road, and came back with 2 boxes full of various bakery goodness.

After that it was pretty much sitting around the house doing nothing till sometime after 2 or so, then I took a nap until like 8.  Pretty sad I know, but in my defense...it was an awesome nap.

I wanted to do some writing on +OMG!Droid but we've still been fighting with those bitches at Go Daddy trying to get the site restored after the security breach and data deletion, so that was out.  For the record, those guys have the worst fucking customer service of any host I've ever worked with (including some bottom-feeding cheap assholes that you get nothing with) and charged us $150 for them to restore the data off their backups.  Fucking serious?  Needless to say, we're switching our hosting pretty soon.

So yeah, Saturday was a waste.  The highlight of the day was watching Bellator MMA we had saved on the DVR, then UFC on Fox.

I did manage to run laundry today though, and got some of the dishes done.  Hell I even went to the grocery store, so I guess today was catch-up day for everything.  I even remembered to finally pick up a wireless mouse and keyboard for my desktop since I have it hooked up to my TV.  And yes, interwebz porn looks fucking amazing on a 1080p 37" TV.  Now I just have to finish all these damn Windows updates.

Speaking of Windows....quick /rant.
I know the gadgets were never a hugely popular feature in Windows 7.  I do sometimes use a couple of them, mainly on my laptop to keep an eye on the CPU and memory usage.  Recently I ran a  fresh install of 7 back on it and decided to put the gadgets back on.  Upon going to the gallery page to find the ones I use, I'm greeted with this big Fuck You.

What kind of bullshit is this?????  I realize that Windows 8 is your new baby you just rolled out, but fuck come on!!!  There aren't enough people even using Win8 to warrant dumping the gallery all together, much less enough people who would willingly subject themselves to that fucking piece of shit UI.  I tried it on the beta, and it's garbage for an actual computer.  So now I have to search 3rd party sites for any descent gadgets just to get the 2 I want.  It's fine if you're going to stop development or posting of new gadgets, completely understandable.  But to dump them completely?  Thanks you evil fucking cockwhores.
/endrant

Oh, and I got a new lap table fucking thing to use for my laptop when I'm laying in bed, or to use the new mouse and keyboard set I just picked up.  Yes, this makes me happy.

I know, the mattress has a stupid pattern on it as most do.  Again, I'm actually doing laundry today, and those are in the washer at the moment.

And one last thing before I go to brighten everyone's day.  Here's a couple of pics of ass...courtesy of +Colie Jacks  (Twitter).  You're fucking welcome.  I forgot to actually ask in advance if she minded me sharing, but I think it'll be ok.  I'm going to go fap now....

Just saw this from a hangout with @MoonshineBnanza

I have no words for the things that can happen in the Hangouts on Air....

Where Have I Been?

So I haven't been around to post anything since the beginning of November.  It's been a rather interesting time for me, so I was kind of zoned out for the most part.  The joys of trying to figure out what to do with life...

If you recall the last post, I got to do another episode of Rootz Live.  Little did I know that the guys over at RootzWiki would shut the whole thing down after--for reasons I don't know the details of--and that would be the final episode.  That was my 2nd time to be on the show, and both times have been a blast.  I know I'm way late in saying this, but I want to thank Scotty Brown for inviting me onto what turned out to be such a historic show.

So as most of you know, I was unemployed for a short while.  I assure you this wasn't by choice, despite how unhappy I was working at Sprint.  It's not my style to leave one employer before having another job lined up.  One thing I learned about working in account services in the site I was at, is that upper management doesn't give a shit about tenure and all the work and sacrifice you've given a company.  Nor do they care about fully confirming something happened--or exactly what happened--before they kick you out the door.  The interim sup we had at the time who had issues with me reported me for supposedly cursing while on the floor.

• This didn't happen
• She cussed all the time

The funniest part is they don't know exactly what I supposedly said.  It was always did I say shit or fuck?  If you're going to fire me for supposedly saying something I shouldn't have, shouldn't you know what I said?  Apparently not, as they terminated me and I lost the appeal.  So there went 3.5 years of employment, and the first time I've ever been fired from a job.  So I got a one month location, and the Texas Workforce Commission agreed that me termination wasn't by my fault or improper conduct.  That doesn't give me my job back, but Sprint was stuck paying me unemployment benefits.

Despite that, I was only down for a month and found another good job.  It's local so no 60 miles of daily driving for work, and these guys actually give a shit about their employees.  They even pay for the coffee, and it's not the cheap shit.  I'm in love, and I'll never leave.  I work mornings, weekends off, and everyone is pretty cool.

And being unemployed, I decided to grow a nice beard since I didn't need to shave anymore.  I'm happy with this.

And yes, it's a perk to not have upper management walking around daily reminding you that they're over-staffed and looking for ways to fire people.  I can't make that shit up.

Kevin and I also started doing the podcast again as of last weekend.  It was a bit of a slow start considering the vacation we took and some equipment issues, but it picked up quickly and stayed true to our expected level of humor.  You can download the newest episode here.  I always start to talk myself out of doing the show the day of, but once we get in the studio and hit record it's always like home.  I don't know why I always try to psych myself out each time.

So yeah, the time away certainly hasn't been eventful, and I want to thank everyone who during that time kept checking up on me when they realized I wasn't around much on Google+ or Twitter.  The whole getting canned thing really fucked me up in the head, along with running low on job options.  I was starting to wonder how I would get shit back to normal as I hate not working.  Much respect to everyone, and you'll see me back around in my normal capacity.

But for now it's time to pop an Ambien, get loopy, and pass the fuck out for work tomorrow.  Apparently Moonshine Bonanza is drunk and live on YouTube, so I might make a stop there first.  She's all hot and nerdy.

New Show, the Amazing Anus Pig, and the End of 2012

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Well we took a good bit of time off to deal with real life, and after an outcry from people we're finally back around with a  new show.

It's amazing how a little time off can make us more offensive than ever.

We went in and completely winged it for this episode as we had plenty to catch up on with this one.  I love how the random shit works out with material that is a winner.

And as promised, we have pics of the horrible ring that Jennie's ex gave his new fiancee.  It's amazing what someone will accept when they're desperate to get a free ride.

If a man tries to propose and this is the ring he give, kill yourself if you even consider saying yes.

And let's not forget the art of re-gifting, and the horrible gift Nick got with Anus Pig!!  It's ugly, it's bedazzled, and what is supposedly a curly tail that looks more like a swollen anus.  It's hideous.

What is honestly more disturbing - someone giving this as an honest gift, or giving it to someone else as a gift?

2013 will only get worse, and Keyan has learned not to demand a shout out from us on the show lol.

Nick Appears Again on RootzLive!

So this whole being unexpectedly unemployed has one perk, it got me a 2nd time doing RootzLive! which is an awesome show to be on.  Scotty Brown has asked me a few times since the episode with the OMG!Droid crew to come on again, but working the late shift with my now previous employer obviously complicated that.

But yeah, schedule cleared up and I got to go on with Adam Fisch from AOKP and talk about the new line of Nexus devices coming out.  One request...can we next time NOT put me on WITH A FUCKING DEV.  Holy shit do you know how stressful to go on and talking devices with one of those dudes and hold your ground, especially one from AOKP?  Kudos to those guys, as they do a hell of a job with that ROM.  

All in all, it went well and I sounded like I had half a clue as to what I was talking about.  Fuck yeah!

Next time can we cover something easy to lighten the stress on me?  Thanks guys!

Life Lessons Learned the Hard Way...

Let me start off by saying my nephew Victor isn't the brightest kid at times, and he tends to learn lessons the hard way of shit he should or shouldn't do.  Two of those lessons being don't lie, and don't steal shit from other people.  But, he's only 7, so you have to allow some wiggle room for total stupidity due to age in those situations.

Stealing shit obviously is bad.  You get in trouble, possibly go to jail, or just get your ass kicked.  He doesn't comprehend the severity of the situation when he does it, and thinks he can talk himself out of trouble.

That leads us to the lying part.  Again, he's only 7, so despite any ideas he may conjure up in that brain of his, 99% of the time it fails horribly.  And yes, it's funny as hell to see a 7 year old try to lie his way out of shit, and when his ADD kicks in he changes his story 2 or 3 times within 5 minutes because he forgot wtf the original story was.  I'm sure he tries valiantly to work up a good exit plan in his head in progress.

Example:
He stole a dollar from some kid in the neighborhood.  Instead of hiding it when he got home, he has it out and is questioned on it since no one here gave him said dollar.  He tried as hard as he could to talk his way out of it, but again, consistency is key here.  It started from the kid across the street gave him the dollar to be his friend, then he gave it to him for a completely unknown reason, to he found it in the middle of the street.  Yes, we just went from an actual person gave it to him, to the concrete gave it to him.  To his credit, when he tries to explain all this, you can see the wheels spinning as he tries to adapt on the fly to any inquiry that may come up.  It just doesn't work so well.

So yesterday he comes home from school and my roommate Kevin (Vic's dad) goes to unlock the door and let him in.  As soon as the kid steps foot in the door, he immediately sinks his head down and starts in with "I hate myself for getting in trouble, I hate my life."  Now any normal adult may immediately ask what happened, what's wrong, and other concerning things of that nature.  Me?  No.  I immediately bust out laughing at the sight of a kid doing this.  I could care less what the reason is.

It turns out Kevin was a bit more privy to the circumstances of what occurred earlier in the day leading to this than I was.  It turns out Vic was in the cafeteria at school, and decided to take some bacon off another kids plate.  The kid told him to stop, and Vic kept doing it.  POW!!  The kid punches him right in the face, bloody nose and all.

The kid straight out put the Rihanna to Vic to his ass to defend his pork prize.

I immediately start laughing again while he's standing there head still down and pouting over his defeat.  Kevin is trying not to laugh while watching this scene, so he turns his head away and sees me laughing.  Plan failed, he's laughing too.  Vic is still pouting and looking pathetic.

Circle back to the lying part.  Of course since there's a fight, or punch thrown in this case, Vic is in the principle's office and Kevin is called where he's filled in on the situation.  Now again, being a stupid kid, he can't just tell the truth and quickly get the problem over with.  He tries to work his way out of it, changes the story around a few times because he can't keep track of himself, and screws it all up.  What really clinched his defeat in the middle of his epic story telling is when the principle called him out on the story and reminded him that she can easily pull the video tape of the cafeteria to see what really happened.  Vic gives in, and the truth comes out.  The smoke pouring from his ears from frantic thoughts was all for not.

Vic is still pouting because he got caught and got punched in the face, and I'm crying from laughing so hard.  Vic tends to be a dick at school for reasons I don't always know, but this is the first time a kid actually popped him for being an asshole.

Some people without common sense may think getting punched is a bit drastic, but we are talking about bacon here.  It's the sacred food of foods, and honestly if 4 or 5 kids had kicked his ass I would have overlooked it.

There's two lessons in life that are absolutely critical:
1)  Never fuck another man's woman
2)  Never fuck with another man's bacon

Episode 39: Fetish Acts and Nick's Humility

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So a while back I had a random idea while talking to my friends Fetish Jade and Mistress Cassandra about coming on the show sometime.  Yes, you read those names right.  They're dominatrixes, and it's pretty awesome.

So nothing came out of it for a while due to scheduling, and last week Cassandra hits me up and says the're both free to do the show this weekend.  Fuck yes!

So we ended up getting more of an in depth look into being a dominatrix than I could of imagine, and the fucked up things that people can get into.  And Nick is in a ton of trouble when Jade comes through Texas in a couple of months.

Catch them both on Twitter with the links below, and make sure to check out Jade's website here.
Fetish Jade
Mistress

Episode 38: Don't Jerk it When You're High

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Welcome to the art of going off topic for almost a whole show.  Sure we always have a flow of stuff to cover, but sometimes our genius come purely off the top of our heads.  This was one of those times.  Have fun with our unique brand of stupidity.

We want to thank Thirst for Clarity for hooking us up with music for the show to use from now on.  Make sure to go check them out as they're an awesome band.

We had a script as usual, but just ended up winging most of the content with all the random shit we were coming up with.  And congratulations, you now know what it's like when Nick is high on ambien including trying to shit or jerk off.  Kevin recaps the hell of being at WalMart today and trying not to murder people.

Hiiiiigggggghhhhhhh on Ambien

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

This is EXACTLY what it's like when it kicks in....

Damn You FedEx!

So part of my job at OMG!Droid is whoring myself out to vendors to get test products sent in to us.  From there, we tear it apart, break it, review it, and then normally give it away after (I know, it's odd to give away products we abuse).

Regardless, this is a good part of my job, and so well it's been going good.  I've gotten feedback from a number of various vendors, and requests are getting put in.  So I've got one that shipped out right around the end of August.  I figured probably within around 5 days or so, float an extra day or two because of the holiday, and I should have it in hand.  Yeah no, not so much.  According to FedEx, they left it at my door on August 30th.  The only thing that's arrived at my door in the last 2 weeks is a phone book.  They still make those?

My conclusion is a toss-up between two options at this point:

1. The FedEx driver decided to pull a cruel prank by using magic to turn a box with 2 phone cases into a phone book just to piss me off (which is working btw).
2. FedEx has no idea where the fuck the driver left the package, and he's a fucking moron.

I'll safely bet on option 2.  So here I am, one phone call in and numerous no reply tweets which have lead me to waiting on a trace ticket to figure out where the driver left it.  Let's hope this is located soon, although it's not like I have a business to help run.

After this situation today, I'm glad another shipment I have going via FedEx I was able to order to be held at the local station and avoid the driver all together.  I'm gonna go look at boobies online now.

Oh, and a couple of side notes.  Thank you CyanogenMod for adding the SMS quick reply in the notification bar.  It makes me happy.  And AOKP, hurry the fuck up with the toroplus nightlies!!!

Here's something for now to make me happy again.  Thanks Colie Jacks!

This song about describes me perfectly at times with as popular as I seem to have gotten.

Download Issues and an Awesome Compliment

So I found out earlier today there were some issues with the download on the new episode.  Turns out the host we use flagged it as copyrighted material and it was blocking downloads.  Apparently their backend software used to catch people uploading music and trying to share it illegally thought we were doing this.  Apparently when it scanned a clip of the show, it caught either an intro song or bumper song and set flags off.  Yeah, cause an audio show that's over an hour in duration and over 150MB is a sinle MP3 song.

Anyways, I got in touch with the host and explained the situation.  They let me know what was going on and apologized for what happened.  Kudos to the MediaFire customer service chick I worked with on this one.  She was totally cool and got the ticket put in to get the file white-listed again.  She also gave me a work around to use for now until it's cleared.  I've been told at this point the workaround we deployed is working fine and downloads are going as normal.

Also, I got the most awesome compliment earlier from Christina after getting this weekend's show and had to share.

"Soooo I listened to about 75% of the podcast on my way home. I am now positive that I'm an awful human being for laughing my ass off."

Episode 37: Have Some of My Jesus Penis

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We're back with more of the insanity that you expect of us.  This week's news includes LL Cool J giving some homeless guy a beat down he'll never forget in his life after breaking into his house.  Snooki gave birth to a beautiful Gollum stunt double for the next Lord of the Rings movie.  Congrats!

We also recap a contest Nick is doing for the Android community where he was willing to accept bribes for a winner.  We expected awesome offerings like alcohol and money, but no one expected someone to offer up their really hot sister.  We have a winner!!

And for those of you stuck in the circle of not being able to decide on a career in life, we have the 10 rules of pimping to help you bring out your inner sex worker!  Nick whips out the Jesus Penis to get in touch with a hoe's soul!

For anyone we make angry after this episode, feel free to send all complaints to socialfail@gmail.com


Rule's 2 Da game of Hoez

1. Always make them need and depend on you so you have power over them (power is control)
2. Make them understand that you dont need them they need you, and they are replaceable.  Never let them no if you need them deep inside.
3. Never let no1 get away with sneakin anything cause once they feel they can get away they will alwayz scheme.
4. No matter how much you like or care for 1 or any of them, don’t trust none of them. (Like Scarface who do I trust??? Me that’s who...)
5. Always stay 2 step’s ahead of the game yo have them playin...
6. Don’t let them no all your plan’s, but alwayz try 2 know there’s
7. Make sure you own there mind’s, body’s, and soul’s (N test out every often 2 make sure)
8. keep your bi on the low as possible when it come’s 2 family and hater’s (cause you can’t trust none of them)
9. Always try 2 know whatz going on (make them tell on eachother)
10. Give respect when respect’s due... (follow these rules and you should b gucci)

Episode 36: Everything Is Better With Colie Jacks

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At times I have to wonder to myself, how do I come up with these brilliant ideas?  Getting Colie Jacks to agree to come on the show with us tonight is one of those times.

Today started as a wreck after a day wasted on BS at a car lot for Nick, but at least we got to eat at Genghis Grill.

Colie Jacks....the hottest woman on Twitter...is on the show tonight.

We are getting huge in minor countries you've probably never heard of, and we're now the unsung heroes Germany has been begging for since David Hasselhoff was solely responsible for bringing down the Berlin Wall.  And major kudos to indienation.fm for not kicking us off their weekly broadcast yet!

Did I mentioned we have Colie Jacks on the show?

Dave Mustaine made headlines on tonight's episode with his high as fuck brilliant philosophy on gun control and The Obama Conspiracy with the Aurora shooting tragedy.

You know that really hot chick Colie Jacks?  Yeah, she's on the show with us...

Nick recaps a drunken high school party with a woman trying to stab people with a butter knife, and Kevin publicly has a failure in his anger management courses that I'm sure will have him back in therapy tomorrow.

Now back to the more important thing that you're all really listening for.  Queen of Twitter, and soon to be queen of the interwebz Colie Jacks.  She's killed it on Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, Hot Chick of the Week, Playboy's Twitter trend Frisky Friday, and recently Playboy Netherlands.  She brightens the timeline of over 23k people.  We have a hell of a sit down with the woman who's warmed her way into all your hearts and are fortunate to say we were the first.  You Colie fans don't want to miss this one.

Make sure to check out Colie on Twitter and all the amazing pics that have made her a legend.  Now let's hope we can get her back on very soon.

New Podcast is Posted "Too Much Fapping In This One"

Episode 35: Too Much Fapping In This One
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Here we are with a new week and a new episode.  We planned on having Colie Jacks with us, but had to bump to next weekend due to schedule conflicts.  As always, we improvise and move on, and make you fuckers laugh.

Big ups to indienation.fm for having us on their weekly rotation Sundays at 10PM central time.

In the weekly news, our neighbors are hick idiots, some people saw some meteors, and Club Applebee's is possibly the dumbest idea ever.  They should have had Nick in The Bourne Legacy since they didn't have Bourne in it.  The ass grabbers are invading Wal-Mart, and someone forgot to tell ICP that they're irrelevant.

The NFL is back baby!!!!  Life actually make sense again, even if it is just pre season.

Nick also shares in the horrors of getting icy hot on your genitalia, along with a sad moment over the retirement of porn star BiBi Jones.

Nick and Kevin are also trying to get back in shape because apparently being unhealthy can kill you or something.  Exercise also leads to the most ridiculous conversations about masturbation we've ever come up with.

As promised in the show, I posted up the BiBi Jones retirement video and the epic mugshot of the Wal-Mart ass grabber.

Nick Rolls Into RootzLive, Hilarity Ensues

If you have an Android phone and half a functional fucking brain, then you probably have heard of RootzWiki and their RootzLive show.  If you haven't, you're screwing up your life.

I've been fortunate to get the place I have so far in the Android community and to meet some really fn cool people.  One of which being Scotty Brown who works for CruzerLite and RootzWiki.  We've traded shots and goofed off on numerous occasions, and he provided a hell of a show on the 1yr anniversary for OMG!Droid.  Cliff will never be the same after that show.

So anyways, Scotty asked us to bring some of the crew from the site to do RootzLive.  Fuck yes!!  I'm sure most people were already aware of the episode since we've been spamming the shit out of it, but fk it!  If you missed it, the YouTube is linked below.  Big thanks to OMG!Droid, Scotty Brown, and RootzWiki.

This weekend we've got Colie Jacks with us! Email us any questions you have for her!

I gotta admit, when it comes to brilliant ideas we have outdone ourselves this time.  We've got internet sensation, and the amazingly beautiful, Colie Jacks joining us this weekend for the show.

She's got Twitter going nuts and Starbucks stocks going out the roof with her daily pics and 22k followers.  We know you've seen her, and probably stared at her pics for a while.  Trust me, no one blames you.  You've also probably seen her in your timeline under #TeamFlyTetas, #FriskyFriday, and #HCOTW.

We're also gonna take your quesitons for her!  Just shoot us an email at socialfail (at) gmail.com and we'll get them on the show.  Just be warned, she doesn't hold back on the fuckery.

And don't waste time with the marriage proposals in the emails.  I've already tries like 3 times.  It won't work.

For those who live under a fucking rock, you can follow Colie on Twitter and catch her stash of pics on Tumblr.

Now go away so we can go back to fapping...

New Podcast is Up!!

Episode 34: Drunken Chaos as Usual

We're joined this week on our first show back from some time off by Jennie and Jenn.  Big thanks to Jenn for taking the time to join us so late when she had shit to handle the next morning.

We've all seen the Chick-Fil-A news over the last couple of weeks.  Instead of picking a side, we decide to just rant on both sides of the stupidity of the whole situation.

The NFL is back!!  It is a glorious time!

We also recapped highlights from the last few weeks of our absence.  It's always good to catch up right?

The 2nd half of the show includes our own coverage of the 2012 Olympics and the joys of America making little foreign kids cry.  If that ain't patriotic, I don't know what is.

Download the new episode by clicking HERE

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Jennie
Jenn

Chic-Fil-A Hates Gays, Gays Now Hate Cock, Chicken Still Tasty

So it's been about a week now that this whole Chick-fil-A hates gay people bullshit broke.  You can't do anything online since where you don't seem some news article on it, or people bitching back and forth about it.

Let's start with one clear disclaimer before you start losing your shit based on whatever side you support.  I don't hate Chick-fil-A, nor do I hate gay people.  Chicken sammiches are tasty as fuck, and lesbians are absolutely amazing.  If I could make a porn movie, it would be a group of lesbians having nasty lesbian sex, then eating grilled chicken club sammiches.  That would make life awesome.

Apparently since the company was founded in 1946, no one fucking realized that a company based on Christian values might actually have opinions in line with those beliefs.  I know, you're as surprised as I am right?  My only personal objection to this belief system being integrated into their business model is that they close on Sunday, which oddly seems to be a day I really want a chicken sammich.  Fucking Christians, this must be an evil ploy on their part.

So about this whole chicken vs gay situation.  On July 2nd, Dan Cathy was interviewed by some newsletter called the Biblical Reporter and part of it was about their support of the traditional family.  Keep in mind he was asked about it, the guy didn't toss it into the middle of some unrelated shit.

"We are very much supportive of the family — the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that. ... We want to do anything we possibly can to strengthen families. We are very much committed to that," Cathy emphasized. "We intend to stay the course," he said. "We know that it might not be popular with everyone, but thank the Lord, we live in a country where we can share our values and operate on biblical principles."


So now this opinion is apparently shocking and means that they really want to open up concentration camps to wipe out homosexuals all over the planet.  OK, realistically it doesn't, but this whole situation has blown up to the point where people would easily believe it.


Since all this shit broke and got time to escalated to a fucking stupid level, we're now being subjected to boycotts, protests, and an overload of hash tag use on Twitter that's flooded my timeline so much I can't manage to catch a descent post with a set of tits in it before some civil rights assclown fucks my boner all up.  That, or some right wing nut job quoting scripture over waffle fries that makes me give up hope of rubbing one off.  Now we have today as some official "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" which means every location in the country is filled with people buying product to show support.  I have no objection to this normally, except for it making it impossible for me to get anything to eat there as I'm not waiting an hour in line while Jesus Lovin' Pastor Bob argues with Nancy the Angry Lesbian through the window.

Damn both sides of you, damn you right to hell!

I think everyone seems to have forgotten one thing in life.  We're all entitled to a fucking opinion.  Chick-fil-A is entitled to be mad about all the gay people gaying around in their gay pride, and the heads of Chick-fil-A is entitled to keeps their heads in their asses and praise sweet little baby Jesus.  And surprise, no one has to like your opinion.  Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but shut the fuck up and deal with it.  Difference in opinion doesn't mean turn into a nut job like your happy little world is about to end.  


In a small moment of humor, Kevin did point out a funny observation.  Chick-fil-A supposedly hates gay people, but the base of their menu is a fried cock shoved between two warm buns.  How's that for irony?


Back on the porno thought.  I should have the hot lesbians rolling around with the chicken sammiches, and perhaps replacing mud wrestling with Chick-fil-A wrestling.  My boner approves of this.

Trespass America Festival

I'm finally fn home, and I still can't hear normally.  With the exception of Trivium and Pop Evil, Trespass was a hell of a show.

Don't get me wrong, Trivium isn't horrible.  Those guys are actually pretty good.  Their singer just sucks really bad and fucks up the whole experience.  As for Pop Evil, let's not get any hopes up there.  Those guys are fucking horrible.

And yes, I was highly fucking impressed with Battlecross.  If you're not a highly known band and wanna get accepted in Texas, cover Pantera.  The place went insane when they played Fucking Hostile.  They actually check their Twitter account too!

Killswitch played a hell of a set, and it's great seeing Jesse back on vocals.  Anyone who questioned him coming back and replacing Howard can now shut your fucking mouth.  Dude was on point.  And 5FDP puts in one hell of a show.  Mad fn energy.

Now hit the link to get to the full album of pics I took.  Please excuse some of the quality.  I shot em on my Gnex, but a lot of it was at like 50% zoom because of the seats.

Click here assholes

@destinybhg Contest for the Show This Weekend With Destiny Benedict ...Win a Membership!! #givemedestiny

Destiny Benedict aka "butthole girl" joins us this Saturday on The Failed Social Experiment podcast.

Yes sir, you absolutely would hit that if given a chance...it's damn true!

She's already blown up on the internet with the butt tricks she's done, and even pissed off some celeb chick by being confused as getting her nudes posted online which drew plenty more attention to her.  Apparently this is some Canadian singer that did some lame talent show, and like 6 people listen to her shit.

We decided to hook up 4 of you motherfuckers as a little treat since Destiny is coming on the show with us this weekend.  Yes it's Destiny, AKA "butthole girl", is joining us for the show!

To celebrate, 4 of you get a one month membership to her private blog for FREE to see all the kinky hot shit she takes pics of.  Where can you go wrong with this?

That's right...you already follow her for the obvious reasons, and you should be listening to our podcast anyways.  Why not be rewarded?  We give you reason to beat your dick.  Congratulations!

The blog can be found right here:

*~ The Skin I Live In ~*

Make sure you're following both our Twitter pages to participate.  Click on The Failed Social Experiment and Destiny Benedict for each page.  Post to both of us on Twitter with the hashtag #givemedestiny to be eligible.

And yes, the site is worth winning the contest over.  I've done plenty of.....errr....research.  Fap fap fap fap fap.

Good luck!!