Weekend Wrap-Up (sorta?), Rants, and Ass

Ok, so I haven't honestly done much of shit this weekend.  When Friday afternoon hit, I had fully intended on being productive and even made myself a small list of shit I wanted to get done.  I thought if I somewhat planned ahead, I would give myself the proper motivation to get shit done.

Not so much....

I woke up Saturday around 10:30 AM.  Sadly this is actually sleeping in by the standards I have now with the new day job.  I'm actually happy when I wake up at this time, although it's still technically morning.

So I get up, slightly hungry, and still not able to make coffee because the fucking coffee maker is broken.  God damn handle busted and I keep forgetting to replace it.  This isn't a major urgency since I get majority of my coffee at work anyways.  Anyways, random idea hits me.  Kolaches...not just any kolaches, but those from Little Czech Bakery out in West.

This place is fucking amazing and worth the 30 or so minute drive out of town.  So needless to say I hit the road, and came back with 2 boxes full of various bakery goodness.

After that it was pretty much sitting around the house doing nothing till sometime after 2 or so, then I took a nap until like 8.  Pretty sad I know, but in my defense...it was an awesome nap.

I wanted to do some writing on +OMG!Droid but we've still been fighting with those bitches at Go Daddy trying to get the site restored after the security breach and data deletion, so that was out.  For the record, those guys have the worst fucking customer service of any host I've ever worked with (including some bottom-feeding cheap assholes that you get nothing with) and charged us $150 for them to restore the data off their backups.  Fucking serious?  Needless to say, we're switching our hosting pretty soon.

So yeah, Saturday was a waste.  The highlight of the day was watching Bellator MMA we had saved on the DVR, then UFC on Fox.

I did manage to run laundry today though, and got some of the dishes done.  Hell I even went to the grocery store, so I guess today was catch-up day for everything.  I even remembered to finally pick up a wireless mouse and keyboard for my desktop since I have it hooked up to my TV.  And yes, interwebz porn looks fucking amazing on a 1080p 37" TV.  Now I just have to finish all these damn Windows updates.

Speaking of Windows....quick /rant.
I know the gadgets were never a hugely popular feature in Windows 7.  I do sometimes use a couple of them, mainly on my laptop to keep an eye on the CPU and memory usage.  Recently I ran a  fresh install of 7 back on it and decided to put the gadgets back on.  Upon going to the gallery page to find the ones I use, I'm greeted with this big Fuck You.

What kind of bullshit is this?????  I realize that Windows 8 is your new baby you just rolled out, but fuck come on!!!  There aren't enough people even using Win8 to warrant dumping the gallery all together, much less enough people who would willingly subject themselves to that fucking piece of shit UI.  I tried it on the beta, and it's garbage for an actual computer.  So now I have to search 3rd party sites for any descent gadgets just to get the 2 I want.  It's fine if you're going to stop development or posting of new gadgets, completely understandable.  But to dump them completely?  Thanks you evil fucking cockwhores.
/endrant

Oh, and I got a new lap table fucking thing to use for my laptop when I'm laying in bed, or to use the new mouse and keyboard set I just picked up.  Yes, this makes me happy.

I know, the mattress has a stupid pattern on it as most do.  Again, I'm actually doing laundry today, and those are in the washer at the moment.

And one last thing before I go to brighten everyone's day.  Here's a couple of pics of ass...courtesy of +Colie Jacks  (Twitter).  You're fucking welcome.  I forgot to actually ask in advance if she minded me sharing, but I think it'll be ok.  I'm going to go fap now....

Damn You FedEx!

So part of my job at OMG!Droid is whoring myself out to vendors to get test products sent in to us.  From there, we tear it apart, break it, review it, and then normally give it away after (I know, it's odd to give away products we abuse).

Regardless, this is a good part of my job, and so well it's been going good.  I've gotten feedback from a number of various vendors, and requests are getting put in.  So I've got one that shipped out right around the end of August.  I figured probably within around 5 days or so, float an extra day or two because of the holiday, and I should have it in hand.  Yeah no, not so much.  According to FedEx, they left it at my door on August 30th.  The only thing that's arrived at my door in the last 2 weeks is a phone book.  They still make those?

My conclusion is a toss-up between two options at this point:

1. The FedEx driver decided to pull a cruel prank by using magic to turn a box with 2 phone cases into a phone book just to piss me off (which is working btw).
2. FedEx has no idea where the fuck the driver left the package, and he's a fucking moron.

I'll safely bet on option 2.  So here I am, one phone call in and numerous no reply tweets which have lead me to waiting on a trace ticket to figure out where the driver left it.  Let's hope this is located soon, although it's not like I have a business to help run.

After this situation today, I'm glad another shipment I have going via FedEx I was able to order to be held at the local station and avoid the driver all together.  I'm gonna go look at boobies online now.

Oh, and a couple of side notes.  Thank you CyanogenMod for adding the SMS quick reply in the notification bar.  It makes me happy.  And AOKP, hurry the fuck up with the toroplus nightlies!!!

Here's something for now to make me happy again.  Thanks Colie Jacks!

This song about describes me perfectly at times with as popular as I seem to have gotten.

Episode 36: Everything Is Better With Colie Jacks

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At times I have to wonder to myself, how do I come up with these brilliant ideas?  Getting Colie Jacks to agree to come on the show with us tonight is one of those times.

Today started as a wreck after a day wasted on BS at a car lot for Nick, but at least we got to eat at Genghis Grill.

Colie Jacks....the hottest woman on Twitter...is on the show tonight.

We are getting huge in minor countries you've probably never heard of, and we're now the unsung heroes Germany has been begging for since David Hasselhoff was solely responsible for bringing down the Berlin Wall.  And major kudos to indienation.fm for not kicking us off their weekly broadcast yet!

Did I mentioned we have Colie Jacks on the show?

Dave Mustaine made headlines on tonight's episode with his high as fuck brilliant philosophy on gun control and The Obama Conspiracy with the Aurora shooting tragedy.

You know that really hot chick Colie Jacks?  Yeah, she's on the show with us...

Nick recaps a drunken high school party with a woman trying to stab people with a butter knife, and Kevin publicly has a failure in his anger management courses that I'm sure will have him back in therapy tomorrow.

Now back to the more important thing that you're all really listening for.  Queen of Twitter, and soon to be queen of the interwebz Colie Jacks.  She's killed it on Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, Hot Chick of the Week, Playboy's Twitter trend Frisky Friday, and recently Playboy Netherlands.  She brightens the timeline of over 23k people.  We have a hell of a sit down with the woman who's warmed her way into all your hearts and are fortunate to say we were the first.  You Colie fans don't want to miss this one.

Make sure to check out Colie on Twitter and all the amazing pics that have made her a legend.  Now let's hope we can get her back on very soon.

This weekend we've got Colie Jacks with us! Email us any questions you have for her!

I gotta admit, when it comes to brilliant ideas we have outdone ourselves this time.  We've got internet sensation, and the amazingly beautiful, Colie Jacks joining us this weekend for the show.

She's got Twitter going nuts and Starbucks stocks going out the roof with her daily pics and 22k followers.  We know you've seen her, and probably stared at her pics for a while.  Trust me, no one blames you.  You've also probably seen her in your timeline under #TeamFlyTetas, #FriskyFriday, and #HCOTW.

We're also gonna take your quesitons for her!  Just shoot us an email at socialfail (at) gmail.com and we'll get them on the show.  Just be warned, she doesn't hold back on the fuckery.

And don't waste time with the marriage proposals in the emails.  I've already tries like 3 times.  It won't work.

For those who live under a fucking rock, you can follow Colie on Twitter and catch her stash of pics on Tumblr.

Now go away so we can go back to fapping...