Weekend Wrap-Up (sorta?), Rants, and Ass

Ok, so I haven't honestly done much of shit this weekend.  When Friday afternoon hit, I had fully intended on being productive and even made myself a small list of shit I wanted to get done.  I thought if I somewhat planned ahead, I would give myself the proper motivation to get shit done.

Not so much....

I woke up Saturday around 10:30 AM.  Sadly this is actually sleeping in by the standards I have now with the new day job.  I'm actually happy when I wake up at this time, although it's still technically morning.

So I get up, slightly hungry, and still not able to make coffee because the fucking coffee maker is broken.  God damn handle busted and I keep forgetting to replace it.  This isn't a major urgency since I get majority of my coffee at work anyways.  Anyways, random idea hits me.  Kolaches...not just any kolaches, but those from Little Czech Bakery out in West.

This place is fucking amazing and worth the 30 or so minute drive out of town.  So needless to say I hit the road, and came back with 2 boxes full of various bakery goodness.

After that it was pretty much sitting around the house doing nothing till sometime after 2 or so, then I took a nap until like 8.  Pretty sad I know, but in my defense...it was an awesome nap.

I wanted to do some writing on +OMG!Droid but we've still been fighting with those bitches at Go Daddy trying to get the site restored after the security breach and data deletion, so that was out.  For the record, those guys have the worst fucking customer service of any host I've ever worked with (including some bottom-feeding cheap assholes that you get nothing with) and charged us $150 for them to restore the data off their backups.  Fucking serious?  Needless to say, we're switching our hosting pretty soon.

So yeah, Saturday was a waste.  The highlight of the day was watching Bellator MMA we had saved on the DVR, then UFC on Fox.

I did manage to run laundry today though, and got some of the dishes done.  Hell I even went to the grocery store, so I guess today was catch-up day for everything.  I even remembered to finally pick up a wireless mouse and keyboard for my desktop since I have it hooked up to my TV.  And yes, interwebz porn looks fucking amazing on a 1080p 37" TV.  Now I just have to finish all these damn Windows updates.

Speaking of Windows....quick /rant.
I know the gadgets were never a hugely popular feature in Windows 7.  I do sometimes use a couple of them, mainly on my laptop to keep an eye on the CPU and memory usage.  Recently I ran a  fresh install of 7 back on it and decided to put the gadgets back on.  Upon going to the gallery page to find the ones I use, I'm greeted with this big Fuck You.

What kind of bullshit is this?????  I realize that Windows 8 is your new baby you just rolled out, but fuck come on!!!  There aren't enough people even using Win8 to warrant dumping the gallery all together, much less enough people who would willingly subject themselves to that fucking piece of shit UI.  I tried it on the beta, and it's garbage for an actual computer.  So now I have to search 3rd party sites for any descent gadgets just to get the 2 I want.  It's fine if you're going to stop development or posting of new gadgets, completely understandable.  But to dump them completely?  Thanks you evil fucking cockwhores.
/endrant

Oh, and I got a new lap table fucking thing to use for my laptop when I'm laying in bed, or to use the new mouse and keyboard set I just picked up.  Yes, this makes me happy.

I know, the mattress has a stupid pattern on it as most do.  Again, I'm actually doing laundry today, and those are in the washer at the moment.

And one last thing before I go to brighten everyone's day.  Here's a couple of pics of ass...courtesy of +Colie Jacks  (Twitter).  You're fucking welcome.  I forgot to actually ask in advance if she minded me sharing, but I think it'll be ok.  I'm going to go fap now....

Hello Stupid

Meet Bonnie Miller....she is a fucking moron.

She is a prime example of why you should pay attention to shit while you're texting, despite the idea that we like to pretend everything just moves aside from us.  This is certainly not the case, especially when it comes to a large body of water.  Mrs. Miller was texting someone while walking with her husband and son and in only 3 words went overboard.

"I had set an appointment for the wrong time and so I sent about three words," Miller described.  "Next thing you know it was the water."

Is it really that difficult to stop for a moment, shoot a text off, then walk again?  Perhaps she just shouldn't be allowed to carry a phone anymore.  Regardless, she's now a candidate for jackass of the year.

So yeah, just to save your humility and avoid bodily harm, PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION TO SHIT!

And in the spirit of stupidity to keep this post entertaining, here's some videos I found of other assclowns that further prove my point....

Goodbye Football, Till We See Eachother Again

Well I must admit, I'm quite sad even with my jager driven buzz that this season has come to a close.  Yeah, I watched the Superbowl, and I honestly didn't have an interested in either team in it this year.  Being a Cowboys fan, I naturally don't like the Giants.  Being a hetero male, I fucking can't stand Tom Brady.

So now just to get some kind of interest in the game itself, besides just watching football......I have to choose.  Which is the worst of the two evils?

Eli Manning

I've never been a fan of Eli since he got drafted and he and his bitch ass daddy pulled the "I refuse to ge4t drafted by the Chargers" bit.  Bitch, you're getting drafted in the NFL.  Thousands of men play their asses off for the game and never get the chance to make it to the pros.  Plus every time you see this fucking idiot he's always head down and pouting.  His head is down more than a whore giving 50 cent bj's.  This even became a drinking game I came up with for tonight's game to take a shot every time they showed him on camera pouting.  It got everyone playing drunk!

Tom Brady

Mr. Fucking Walking Vagina Douchebag.  I can't stand this dude at all.  Yeah, I respect this talent and all that shit, and was a one day fan when he destroyed Tim Tebow......but this is quite possibly the biggest douche in the universe.  Bigger than John Edward.  That's a big set of shoes to fill.  Do I really need another reason to dislike him?  Nope....didn't think so.

So this makes for quite a conundrum.  After much thought, it came down to someone not even playing in the game.....I'm a huge Peyton Manning fan.  If I can't directly be a fan of either of those dickbags, I can at least hope Tom loses in the house that Peyton built.  Yeah, I called that stadium his house.  If it wasn't for Peyton Manning, that stadium would never have been built and the Colts would be in Los Angeles right now.  Regardless, it wasn't an easy decision.  I had to have something to support though or I might have just not watched at all.

As usual, we ran the deep fryer over here and made way too much shit.  Popcorn chicken, cheese sticks, ranch dip, and 2 whole chickens.  That shit is gonna make some bomb ass meals over the week though.  We really need to start inviting people over for this shit as we do it every other weekend just for the hell of it.

So here we are, Giants won, the weekend overall didn't suck, and tomorrow begins a new week.  At least I got some time to hit up the video game store and pick up some random worthless shit I didn't really need but it looks cool posted up in the livingroom anyways.  That's always a win.

So, goodbye football season....I'll miss you dearly.  I guess now I should get a girlfriend to fill the void.  Then dump her when pre-season starts back up.  I might let her ride it out through the draft if she's good.  And thank you God for not letting this dickbeater in the Superbowl....