Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
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Monday, December 6, 2010
Hotsauce and the Cornhole Explorations
I try not to let myself get too old and start to become a prude. I try to keep my mind open.....really.
When it comes to sex, I realize that people all have their thing. They like feet, tits, leather, saddles, the whole lot. I tend to think that after numerous years of Real Sex on HBO in my early years, and then the internet, I've seen or heard of it all. I can still be caught off guard however....
Hotsauce....right in the ass.
I had a co-worker today that for reasons I won't ever understand, decided to confess this to our whole team. Now I wasn't part of the beginning of this conversation, but I doubt someone randomly said "so what has everyone had lodged up their ass this year?"
I can't make up shit like this. This dude, who we shall now refer to as "Agent Anus", let his woman stick her finger in hot sauce, then park it right in his ass. Apparently, he was quite content with this. My friends, there are certain things that I like to consider "poor life choices" and this is one of them.
I personally am not one to let any woman stick a finger up my ass for any reason. I've never allowed this to happen, and I'm quite satisfied in the quality of life I have enjoyed with that choice. My asshole will never be a "taco salad with a little zing to it".
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN???????
No one who was originally involved in this is quite sure how this topic came about. And yes, we're all a bit creeped out. Despite this, Agent Anus still tries to claim he has maintained his dignity and manhood. Yes, you read that right. Your bitch turned your cornhole into a Taco Bell ad, and you say you still have dignity??
Fuck this, I'll just get old and accept that some shit just doesn't make any sense. No finger is goin up my ass without a city getting burned down.
When it comes to sex, I realize that people all have their thing. They like feet, tits, leather, saddles, the whole lot. I tend to think that after numerous years of Real Sex on HBO in my early years, and then the internet, I've seen or heard of it all. I can still be caught off guard however....
Hotsauce....right in the ass.
I had a co-worker today that for reasons I won't ever understand, decided to confess this to our whole team. Now I wasn't part of the beginning of this conversation, but I doubt someone randomly said "so what has everyone had lodged up their ass this year?"
I can't make up shit like this. This dude, who we shall now refer to as "Agent Anus", let his woman stick her finger in hot sauce, then park it right in his ass. Apparently, he was quite content with this. My friends, there are certain things that I like to consider "poor life choices" and this is one of them.
I personally am not one to let any woman stick a finger up my ass for any reason. I've never allowed this to happen, and I'm quite satisfied in the quality of life I have enjoyed with that choice. My asshole will never be a "taco salad with a little zing to it".
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN???????
No one who was originally involved in this is quite sure how this topic came about. And yes, we're all a bit creeped out. Despite this, Agent Anus still tries to claim he has maintained his dignity and manhood. Yes, you read that right. Your bitch turned your cornhole into a Taco Bell ad, and you say you still have dignity??
Fuck this, I'll just get old and accept that some shit just doesn't make any sense. No finger is goin up my ass without a city getting burned down.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Peyton Manning: The Dallas Cowboys MVP
Now don't get me wrong, I like Peyton....he's an awesome QB. He even pissed me off when he started pulling his Peyton shit in the 4th quarter to get back in the game. I honestly thought it was all over and Dallas was a goner.
Luckily, I was wrong. And 4 interceptions later, 2 of those taken back to the for a touchdown, we have our game MVP.
Now I know other guys could get the argument. Kitna played solid, Choice showed they have something of a running game again. Let's face it, 4 picks!
We, the Dallas Cowboys fans, select Peyton Manning as game MVP for 12/5/10!
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