About the Mobile Site

It's come to my attention that Google's mobile format for the pages doesn't show the separate pages, only the main page.  Because of this if someone comes on here from a phone or tablet they likely won't see them and be able to download the shows.

Oops.....

So from here on out I'll make sure to add a download link to each post just to make it easier on your assholes.

New BBQ Grill!!

I haven't had a BBQ grill in fn years now and it's been driving me nuts.  Living in an apartment really screws up anything like that since I lived upstairs for the majority of the time, and didn't want to get it stolen.  I've been at this place for a year now I think and finally got another one.

Yes, I know...a fn year.  The roommate and I have talked about it on and off, but kept forgetting or had other shit come up so it just never happened.  He has one, but it's 1.) propane which I don't want to cook on and 2.) too fucking big to fit in my trailblazer to move it and I don't have a random trailer to load it on for transport.

So I broke down last week and finally just said fk it.....the 4th is coming up and I have been dying to grill some stuff.  This shit is getting done.  So score, found a grill for like $100 and grabbed the accessories I needed...it's fn on!

I already cooked some shit up today and got plenty for Wednesday.  Honestly I may go pick up more shit to cook for the hell of it.  Anyone want some free food?  And yes...I did shit like a fn boss and cooked tater tots in there.  They were fn awesome.

For the record...I grill the best lemon pepper chicken ever.  Your life now means NOTHING.

Episode 32: Debauchery is a Fine Art

We're back finally post hernia surgery with Kevin, and the stupidity will ensue.  We brought in Jennie and Jennifer, yes I know two of them, in on the fun.

And yes, since Kevin had surgery we had to go into full detail about it....including the swollen nuts issue.  Nick expresses his lack of joy for insomnia but absolute love of ambien.

The zombie apocalypse is real and we've got the refresher on all the instances that have hit the press.  Is it really zombies, or are there just too many idiots getting high on bath salts?

Jerry Sandusky and his soon to be reamed anus get discussed after being found guilty on a billion counts of trying to fuck kids.  Yes, we still found humor with this sick fuck.

We also had an unexpected chance to put a friend of Jennie's on blast for being a total fucking tool, including an awesome voicemail you can't miss.

New show is posted and let the Memorial Day Celebrations begin!

I think this show managed to go completely off the deep end.  We went in depth on the fun of people chasing ass in bars, and try to help everyone fine their love connection by writing inmates.  Yes, we want you to have that someone special.

This was all instigated by Jen discussing the sex talk that gets shared in her gym each week, so blame it all on her.  And no, no hot lesbian sex.  I tried to push for it I promise.  Kevin didn't like the idea of sex in a gym anyways.

Hit the download launch on the left and go enjoy the holidays.  Party hard but make sure you make it home safe.

Big thanks to Jen for hanging out with us!  Make sure to follow her on Twitter @FirecrackerJAD
And yes, she's single.....my matchmaking awesomeness continues!

OMG!Droid TV Episode 2 Is Posted (ft. me of course)

So for those who didn't know yet, I now write for OMG!Droid cause I'm awesome, and they had to recruit me.  Obviously a wise choice by them.  We've got a weekly show going and we just wrapped up tonight's show....ya know...the one I plugged on Twitter earlier.  Go have a listen and get educated if you're an Android user.  If you love your iPhone, get converted to a real phone :D

Vacation over, bring on the show and alcohol!

We're finally back which I'm sure most of you aren't happy about.  I know you enjoyed not having us spam you with the new episode download and the ensuing stupidity was enjoyable.  However we are back, we're drunk, and we've got a host of stupid fucking topics to make you all laugh.  Hit the link for the show list on the left and enjoy you assholes.

Kate Upton Makes Me Happy in the Pants

I don't know who Terry Richardson is or what the fuck his site is even about, and quite honestly it doesn't fucking matter.  What does matter is it has a video they shot of Kate Upton in a very small.....again let me stress small......bikini. And then dancing around to some lame hip hop shit and some stupid new dance.  Details on this are irrelevant, as what's important is tits jiggling.  Did I mention the bikini is small?  Plus she's really fucking hot and has nice big tits.  Big tits and a small bikini top is a brilliant combination.

I would like someone to shoot another version of this much longer in duration, and without the creepy pedobear in it.

This is the shit that makes me jerk off until my dick hurts.  Then I rub one more off just cause that's the kind of man I am.....