New show is posted and let the Memorial Day Celebrations begin!

I think this show managed to go completely off the deep end.  We went in depth on the fun of people chasing ass in bars, and try to help everyone fine their love connection by writing inmates.  Yes, we want you to have that someone special.

This was all instigated by Jen discussing the sex talk that gets shared in her gym each week, so blame it all on her.  And no, no hot lesbian sex.  I tried to push for it I promise.  Kevin didn't like the idea of sex in a gym anyways.

Hit the download launch on the left and go enjoy the holidays.  Party hard but make sure you make it home safe.

Big thanks to Jen for hanging out with us!  Make sure to follow her on Twitter @FirecrackerJAD
And yes, she's single.....my matchmaking awesomeness continues!

OMG!Droid TV Episode 2 Is Posted (ft. me of course)

So for those who didn't know yet, I now write for OMG!Droid cause I'm awesome, and they had to recruit me.  Obviously a wise choice by them.  We've got a weekly show going and we just wrapped up tonight's show....ya know...the one I plugged on Twitter earlier.  Go have a listen and get educated if you're an Android user.  If you love your iPhone, get converted to a real phone :D

Vacation over, bring on the show and alcohol!

We're finally back which I'm sure most of you aren't happy about.  I know you enjoyed not having us spam you with the new episode download and the ensuing stupidity was enjoyable.  However we are back, we're drunk, and we've got a host of stupid fucking topics to make you all laugh.  Hit the link for the show list on the left and enjoy you assholes.

Kate Upton Makes Me Happy in the Pants

I don't know who Terry Richardson is or what the fuck his site is even about, and quite honestly it doesn't fucking matter.  What does matter is it has a video they shot of Kate Upton in a very small.....again let me stress small......bikini. And then dancing around to some lame hip hop shit and some stupid new dance.  Details on this are irrelevant, as what's important is tits jiggling.  Did I mention the bikini is small?  Plus she's really fucking hot and has nice big tits.  Big tits and a small bikini top is a brilliant combination.

I would like someone to shoot another version of this much longer in duration, and without the creepy pedobear in it.

This is the shit that makes me jerk off until my dick hurts.  Then I rub one more off just cause that's the kind of man I am.....