The Storm Apocalypse

So apparently they're saying this storm from hell that's rolling in is supposed to have hail and tornadoes nshit.  The weather map says we're screwed.....

If I die, I hate every one of you.  Except the cool people who feed my ego.  You guys rock.  The rest of you can die with a dick in your mouth.

And my last dying thought...Kate Upton and her awesome jiggly titties....
I can die happy now.